Monty by Jim Meddick for May 02, 2023

Monty drank too much Tab (which they don’t make anymore, but Monty made sure he stocked up before it stopped production in 2020).

He should make tally marks on a note pad instead.

Well there’s your problem. Ditch the clicker!

It would probably put you to sleep. At about the time you got carpal tunnel syndrome.

Click 3 times on your clicker if you want me.

The clicker is keeping him and EB awake.

I think the reason for his insomnia finally clicked.

Try dreaming about a large banquet table for several hundred people laden with steaming platters of rack of lamb and lamb shank with huge bowls of mint jelly.

It’s better to give one of the sheep “clicker duty”. :)

One more click and the next sound it makes will be “crunch!” :)

Why is EB in bed? Does he actually sleep?

He may be counting the wrong way…………

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uz0QfTlTVI&pp=ygUmY2dpIGFuaW1hdGVkIHNob3J0IGZpbG0gY291bnRpbmcgc2hlZXA%3D

Maybe he could volunteer for a sleep study at the university.

Stop thinking and relax works better.

I didn’t know that robots had to sleep. Well, recharge, maybe?

Ditch the clicker counter! They are supposed to be envisaged imaginary sheep, Monty, you dolt! Sigh.

The robot sleeps? In a bed??