Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 24, 2023

SIGH!

Female sans logic

After slobbering all over each other it hardly matters.

Ew, bathroom water.

Cooties?

My wife and I shared drinks all of the time!

And this time remember which one has the Viagra in it.

I feel sad for Arlo if Janis is that particular about what goes in her mouth.

It is scary to know that NOTHING can kill that .01% of germs

I thought my wife was the only one to do stuff like that.

I have seen this phenomenon in human behavior described as “ritual uncleanness.”

My wife says if I use a kitchen bowl – stainless steel or glass for any car fluid it can never be used in the kitchen again, no matter how easily the bowl is cleaned, what fluid it is, or how long it has been. She acknowledges the fluid is gone and may not be all that bad anyway, but the rule stands.

Ludwig is going to drink out of both glasses anyway, so why bother rinsing them now.

That’s a great trick, only rolling the away eye….

Bottled water, if you knock it over in the dark, no spills.

Bet she will have mouthwash on her breathe when she comes back.

“…quick like” is one of my favorite Southernisms. I like to use it up here in Yankeeland just to watch people go off balance – and I have lived up here for decades. (Heavy shrug)

No bathroom water for us! Our city chlorinates heavily, so we have a RO unit. (yes, I did get the joke.)

Just get clean glasses, there is probably a cupboard full…

Arlo thought a kiss was forth coming and stuff……….

It doesn’t matter. You’re married, you share germs.

Husband/Wife’s germs. Oh yucko. Oh come on….

thats like a long full ‘session’ and then wont use anothers comb

My wife and I share germs. Today we both have sore throats.

Yeah Arlo, I rolled my eyes too.

I just thought of a great pick-up line, “Hey, your wanna go share germs?”.

My wife in a nutshell.

Cooties!!

Considering where their mouths have (probably, hopefully) been, it shouldn’t be a problem.

You could get matching glasses, one marked “Sits” and one marked “Stands.”

If you think you have the wrong glass, just drink from the other side of it.

With all the mingling of juices going on, and presumably to come, a glass of water ain’t gonna do much