FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 08, 2023

and let’s hope it wasn’t a toilet seats company or swimming suits company.

She’s incorrigible

Did the first two panels when I worked for Boeing!

And now he has a new higher paying job due to his blunder.

Take away some that she loves Roger. Take her credit cards

Being in the wrong building probably kept him from being fired.

And he’s too dumb to stop and buy coffee on his way in!

Yesterday, I didn’t have my usual daily 5-Hour Energy and I was not worth a DARN the entire day.

I know, kinda sad.

I hope YOU learned something, you dictator.

“Wake up and smell the houseplants” … said no successful person ever.

And you gave away all your company secrets, by the way…

Let him have his da*n coffee, Andy. If that’s his worst habit you got off lucky. :)

She may just be the meanest wife, and he the wussiest husband, in all of comic strip land.

I always had a Mountain Dew for breakfast when I was working.

But look at what all he accomplished!

Oh and Andy, you need to find a job, because I was fired today. Enjoy the 9-5 world Andy.

Shouldn’t someone have figured out Roger didn’t work there?

It looks like your tie needs some coffee.