FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 14, 2023

They need to get some oxygen fire blasters from Acme Corp!

There is an area in VA Beach called Hilltop. 11 feet above sea level. Well that was years ago, it may be lower now.

That’s because you’re doing a thing called exercise, Marcus. The air’s not getting thinner; you and Jason are just using stamina for the first time.

Developers are not literalists.

It’s you.

Just wait until they get to Ozone Avenue

This is the reason country kids make so much fun of city kids.

Whoever named these streets must have been an avid adventurer.

“Precipice Point; well, it’s all downhill from here…”

…and the entire development is as flat as a pancake, …not quite as flat as Kansas

That’s the real fun of adventuring when young, imaging all sorts of scenarios, I’ve done it and loved it…

Some nature walk, huh?

Now if there was just a geocache around there…

Can’t be the first time, stamina is a common thing in a lot of video games

My daughter’s neighborhood, mentioned yesterday (the one with Elk Rush, Pheasant Walk, and Fox Chase Drive) also has a Hilltop Circle, which is actually on a hilltop. And a Summit Park Drive, which also goes up to the summit of a hill — where you can “park” your car at one of the many stores located up there! It leads to a big shopping district.