FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 30, 2023

and it’s a miracle you have no bone broken yet

I might actually watch that kind of golf.

I’m getting Caddyshack vibes from this. That, or Happy Gilmore.

“It’s a Cinderella story.”

Oh, Jason… What is it about you that get so much joy out of others’ suffering?

Actually, I don’t think that watching good golf is entertaining. Although I’m aware that many people seem to like it.

The late Leslie Neilson made some videos about how to play bad golf. In one segment he said there were three things to remember. “Keep your head down.” “Keep your stupid head down.” “Keep your fat stupid head down.”

The camera survived the lake? I’m impressed.

One of my cameras fell in the ocean. I got the film out and had it developed anyway. The pictures were all spotted with water marks. I imagine Jason’s video looks the same

I’m amazed Roger ever makes par.

If you think watching golf is exciting, try Olympic Archery, that was for me one of the most exciting events in all of the Olympics, really!…

I was wondering why on earth Roger playing golf would be on tv!

But ah – home video. Now I see.

You would think by now that inviting Jason along for your heartaches ( and headaches) on the green is a bad idea.

I like what Bugs Bunny once said about golf; don’t they get tired running them eighteen bases?