Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 02, 2023

I don’t think that’s his real hair.

no – those are green

Maybe she is color blind, and can’t distinguish red from green.

Yeah, I’d never trust a vicious tentacled creature with a guy like that attached to it.

Extreme case of head lice?

Aɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴅᴀᴛᴇ ғᴏʀ

Rᴇᴇᴄᴇ MᴄKʀᴀᴋᴇɴ

She must be terribly short sighted.

She seems to be in some sort of trance.

Oh, I don’t know…just give it some time to get to know the real man inside, you might be surprised.

Is he slurping his drink?

He’s drinking Bud Light!

He was just telling her about his recent hitch on the starship Nostromo.

This guy seems to be Kracken up.

This looks like a croc-a-puss! Run!

Yeah, that slurping sound always sets off my social alarms. :)

Yes you are, he’s drinking out of a straw…

His thoughts are there for the reading.

Bob.