Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 03, 2023

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    Farside99  over 1 year ago

    The ants are marching, one by one. They just take a little while to get there.

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    SHIVA  over 1 year ago

    Maybe that diner already sprayed!!!

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    shoulda had a picnic

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Where are the ants when you need them?

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    Cpeckbourlioux  over 1 year ago

    Took me a minute.

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    Pet  over 1 year ago

    I was just thinking this morning, that I need to rent an anteater to get rid of the giant hills we have. If we don’t do something soon, they will takeover.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    “I’m just waiting for my ants to arrive.”

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    paul  over 1 year ago

    Don’t you need a checkered tablecloth?

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    backyardcowboy  over 1 year ago

    When you like spicy food: https://www.gocomics.com/theothercoast/2023/05/02?ct=v&cti=387732

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    Say friend. How’d you likes to joins me in raiding…er…going to a picanic? You can has all the ants in em picanic baskets and me we will has all the foods in there.

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    Barnabus Blackoak  over 1 year ago

    It would be faster if he took it outside.

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    Nuliajuk  over 1 year ago

    Needs to choose a restaurant with an outdoor patio.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Can’teater, not yet anyway.

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    kendavis09  over 1 year ago

    It against the law to chum for ants.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Could be a while. Have you considered picnicing?

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    you might have to get it to go

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