Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 19, 2023

Love Ralph’s sarcasm!

He has only the pureest of intentions.

Go away! You don’t blend in well here!

I drink a blueberry/banana/strawberry smoothie every day to keep my sweet Talkin’ in shape.

Like a fine wine, it may be a Georgia Peach…just waiting to be squeezed!

Creeeeeepy.

Before thanking,

Ralph should sing “Return to blender” …!

“Aww. You didn’t have to say that. I’m already full of alcohol.”

“Pineapple princess, I love you;

You’re the sweetest girl I’ve seen.

Someday we’re gonna marry and

You’ll be my pineapple queen."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h02oh5Ri4Y0

What? No tequila?

Perfect match, they are both suck ups.

Don’t get too smooth with cute-cumber.

Always good. Sometimes superior. This is one of those.

They don’t blend together particularly smoothiely.