Lay Lines by Carol Lay for June 05, 2023

This may be mom’s subtle way of saying, “Stop showing me up by having more boyfriends than I have husbands.”

Cartoon physics are in full force, I see.

Seems like the old song.

I know an old lady who tossed out a fool

But wasn’t it cool, to toss out a fool?

I know an old lady who tossed out a boulder

She pushed with her shoulder and tossed out the boulder

She tossed out the boulder to hit the fool

But wasn’t it cool to toss out a fool?

I know an old lady who tossed out a piano…

Just thrown off the cliff your crazy killer mother too. She will surely find it extremely fun. Poor boyfriend, she really loved him.

The boy friend actually wound up with the better end of the deal…..

I thought this comic was real. But then I remembered the Empire State Building, a steam locomotive, a Convair 880, the Queen Mary and the Eiffel Tower wouldn’t be near her cave.

She could’ve just drawn Xes on his eyes. That is how they do in in the comics.

Oh, it isn’t over yet ……….This guy is just too stupid to realize all that stuff would kill him …… Like Chauncy Gardener walking on water at the end of Being There.

I shudder to think what mom must’ve been like at her daughters age

Mom is a psychopath, for those who haven’t already figured it out. She does whatever she wants, no matter how it harms others, without hesitation or remorse.

I wonder how Dad left this mortal coil.