Pot-Shots by Ashleigh Brilliant for July 11, 2024

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    tudza Premium Member 5 months ago

    A better me with a plate of cookies.

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    Pickled Pete  5 months ago

    ~ ~ ~ ~ Don’t just get even, Get Better! ~ ~ ~ ~

     

    I asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

    The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”

    All the students in the library started staring at me; I was truly embarrassed.

    After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to my table and said: “I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”

     

    I then responded with a loud voice: “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S WAY TOO MUCH!”

    All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. I whispered in her ear: “I study law, and I know how to screw people.”

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 5 months ago

    I hear that in gaming a lot. At least, “git gud” is the same thing, right?

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    VT8/VF84  5 months ago

    “Better not pout, better not cry” Santa Claus is Coming to Town

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    Olddog1  5 months ago

    In order to be a better me I would have to know who me is supposed to be.

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    Buoy  5 months ago

    You better, you better, you bet.

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