The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 02, 2023

No.

those birds are not “loving it”

mmmmm, sounds good.

Self preservation formation.

Nope not interested in spending $15 for fast food.

We almost never went there. Our kids just didn’t like the food.

Have you ever seen such a clear sign in the sky?

“You deserve a break today, so throw up and crawl away”

MacDonald’s? Makes me think of chocolate.

Mmmmmmm, good. Campbell Soup.

No food there, only dump ducks.

Not even 7AM here. The McD thought is – Eeewww. Blech.

They deliver as they fly over.

It appears that the golden arches have darkened a tad!

No,not really.

Also, NO.

As they drop their guns and flock to the giant Golden Arches….

Their fries used to make me sick, later on. So, haven’t been back in years.

Adaptation, duck style.

a bit impressionable isn’t he?

No, but this one is actually pretty funny.

I’ll have a Butter burger, and a chocolate shake, please. Besides, they have to put their wings up eventually.

Have it your way.

That’s very funny…

Thomson’s gazelles are nicknamed “McDonald’s for lions,” partly for being fast and partly for having an M on their backside.

After they’re shot, they’ll be fallen arches.

No, but some M&M’s sound pretty good.

Dang product placement! Scott’s another corporate sellout!

Somebody left the door open on Dolly Parton’s boudoir.

Buh duh bump da duh… you’re killing me.

If you can’t say something nice about your Arch Enemy, remain dignified and silent