A friend’s husband had a business trip to Turkey two weeks ago. His luggage never arrived. Upon his return to the US, the airline triumphantly reported they’d found his luggage. It was in Germany. He didn’t have a layover in Germany.
Years ago, when Northwest Orient was a thing, I was in line with quite a number of other passengers whose luggage had been lost, when one fellow yells out “Now I know why they call it Northwest Orient…they send you to the Northwest and your bags to the Orient!” That actually helped put everyone in a better mood…well…some of us, anyway!
blunebottle over 1 year ago
Figures.
Grandma Lea over 1 year ago
Is that United’s new depot?
Troglodyte over 1 year ago
I miss their food – it was out of this world!
oakie817 over 1 year ago
aw you’re talking out Uranus
goboboyd over 1 year ago
And there was an interesting looking Inspection Notice inside.
johnjoyce over 1 year ago
A friend’s husband had a business trip to Turkey two weeks ago. His luggage never arrived. Upon his return to the US, the airline triumphantly reported they’d found his luggage. It was in Germany. He didn’t have a layover in Germany.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
“My wife went to Mars. Weird.”
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
I’m still feel a little drafty from all the probing questions.
Albert Sims Premium Member over 1 year ago
Venus? His luggage is probably incinerated by now!
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Going number two hasn’t been quite the same.
John Lamb Premium Member over 1 year ago
Texas?
wildlandwaters over 1 year ago
Years ago, when Northwest Orient was a thing, I was in line with quite a number of other passengers whose luggage had been lost, when one fellow yells out “Now I know why they call it Northwest Orient…they send you to the Northwest and your bags to the Orient!” That actually helped put everyone in a better mood…well…some of us, anyway!