Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 01, 2023

It would be cheaper not to play golf Broomie. Golf clubs aren’t cheap.

From the last year or so, Broomie has been portrayed in an increasingly unsympathetic light.

What happened to the funny green witch with the USMC boxers?

Is she biting in there as well?

And he learns so many new vocabulary words!

Such was my case, when I was golfing.

On every golf course I’ve ever played. There was a windmill . I used only one golf club.

Cleanup on the 4 th green..cleanup…

I highly recommend miniature golf. Much easier on the nerves.

“This one’s defective too!”

“Well, it is now!”

what? NO ZAPPING?

She’s not gonna have enough clubs for 18 holes. She’ll probably just play 9 holes, the skip to the 19th.

Broomie is a true golfer. The golf club bag gets lighter as the liquid refreshment disappears. Yip yip yip yip yip

Where I live is sandwiched between two golf courses. If was a golfer, I’d be in hog heave but I’m not a duffer – too expensive.

She played the 18th hole with nothing but a putter and a ball scooper.

If Broomie’s doctor said “Take up golf, and relax,” I don’t believe it’s working.

Golf is an expensive and superfluous activity. Just take a long walk in the park, or in the woods, whichever is convenient for you….