The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 02, 2023

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    angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You almost had us going for half a sec, Brutus.

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    CorkLock  over 1 year ago

    I’m with you Brutus. Make mine rashers Ms. Gladys.

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    Jeff0811  over 1 year ago

    Went to Denney’s recently and asked to substitute two bacon strips with two sausage links. I got the 4 sausage links, as ordered, and the chef threw in the two bacon strips as a bonus. Free bacon made my day.

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    GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Mommy, bacon! But I I wouldn’t eat any less sausage, either.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member over 1 year ago

    At a recent trip to my local Ihop, I found out that I can no longer get my old favorites from them any more, so I had to kind ofscratch them from my list of restaurants… They no longer make “Piggies in a blanket”, French dip sandwiches along witha few of their old classics that I’ve loved over the years. Also the various selections of syrup has dwindled to a bare minium.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He is more or less fixated on bacon.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    so where’s my bacon?

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I don’t eat any bacon, period. The rest of you can have all of my bacon.

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    Isn’t there a blood/bacon level that has to be maintained for good health? Take 10 strips of bacon and call me in the morning…

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    Chris  over 1 year ago

    so he’s still eating bacon… more or less. :J

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    cubswin2016  over 1 year ago

    IIIIIIttttt’s bacon!

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That brought a smile to both their faces.

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    I eat bacon – no less, no more.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  over 1 year ago

    I should try a reference like that to the wife at 2am, hope it works..

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    Ina Tizzy  over 1 year ago

    Old, old joke.

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    I wonder how long Brutus was waiting to spring that one. Like I’m still waiting for the perfect opportunity to make a Limerick that starts with "There was a young gal from Nantucket’ , or “There once was a woman from Venus” (not here of course ㋛)…

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    Jefano Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Perhaps Brutus should have phrased his declaration “I won’t be eating any more bacon,” and then clarified “I won’t be eating any less bacon, either.”

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    paulscon  over 1 year ago

    It’s amazing that bacon doesn’t come with health warnings, like cigarettes. Both are class one carcinogens, along with asbestos and nuclear waste. Eat bacon at your peril, folks.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    I was beginning think his encounter at the diner put him off bacon.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Gladys is thinking, “Well ol’ Brutus’ got a sense of humor, water on the brain”, but she held back…

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Well, I declare, thinks Gladys…

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    So he won’t eat any more than usual. I’m also a member of that club. Speaking of clubs, a Club Sandwich with an unusually large amount of bacon, OR my real favourite (for my Canadian Students), a double bacon and double patty cheeseburger, with all the fixins of course, AND a large order of onion rings with Ranch Dressing on the side. (Low fat Dresssing would be Okay as I wouldn’t want to overdo it) sounds really good right now. Oh and I won’t forget the defibrillator, just in case…..

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago

    For a minute there, I thought Brutus’s experience at the diner yesterday did him in for bacon. Glad to see he recovered!

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    Buckeye67  over 1 year ago

    So Brutus likes to start the day off with a little breakfast humor.

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He started out so well. I wonder what it’s like to sit down at home and order a meal?

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    After saying “I’m not eating it any more.” Turn, lean, and pretend you are Groucho Marx with a cigar saying “I’m not eating it any less either.”

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    heathcliff2  over 1 year ago

    Reasonable, Brutus.

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    Birdman47  over 1 year ago

    You just can’t beat a bacon sandwich with a little tomato sauce on it. Yum!

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I heard that they aren’t making 12” rulers any longer

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    paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Fooled us! I thought he was following up on yesterday’s strip — until I read the punchline!

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