Went to Denney’s recently and asked to substitute two bacon strips with two sausage links. I got the 4 sausage links, as ordered, and the chef threw in the two bacon strips as a bonus. Free bacon made my day.
At a recent trip to my local Ihop, I found out that I can no longer get my old favorites from them any more, so I had to kind ofscratch them from my list of restaurants… They no longer make “Piggies in a blanket”, French dip sandwiches along witha few of their old classics that I’ve loved over the years. Also the various selections of syrup has dwindled to a bare minium.
I wonder how long Brutus was waiting to spring that one. Like I’m still waiting for the perfect opportunity to make a Limerick that starts with "There was a young gal from Nantucket’ , or “There once was a woman from Venus” (not here of course ㋛)…
It’s amazing that bacon doesn’t come with health warnings, like cigarettes. Both are class one carcinogens, along with asbestos and nuclear waste. Eat bacon at your peril, folks.
So he won’t eat any more than usual. I’m also a member of that club. Speaking of clubs, a Club Sandwich with an unusually large amount of bacon, OR my real favourite (for my Canadian Students), a double bacon and double patty cheeseburger, with all the fixins of course, AND a large order of onion rings with Ranch Dressing on the side. (Low fat Dresssing would be Okay as I wouldn’t want to overdo it) sounds really good right now. Oh and I won’t forget the defibrillator, just in case…..
angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago
You almost had us going for half a sec, Brutus.
CorkLock over 1 year ago
I’m with you Brutus. Make mine rashers Ms. Gladys.
Jeff0811 over 1 year ago
Went to Denney’s recently and asked to substitute two bacon strips with two sausage links. I got the 4 sausage links, as ordered, and the chef threw in the two bacon strips as a bonus. Free bacon made my day.
GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago
Mommy, bacon! But I I wouldn’t eat any less sausage, either.
KA7DRE Premium Member over 1 year ago
At a recent trip to my local Ihop, I found out that I can no longer get my old favorites from them any more, so I had to kind ofscratch them from my list of restaurants… They no longer make “Piggies in a blanket”, French dip sandwiches along witha few of their old classics that I’ve loved over the years. Also the various selections of syrup has dwindled to a bare minium.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
He is more or less fixated on bacon.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ over 1 year ago
so where’s my bacon?
rdav1248961 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I don’t eat any bacon, period. The rest of you can have all of my bacon.
Just-me over 1 year ago
Isn’t there a blood/bacon level that has to be maintained for good health? Take 10 strips of bacon and call me in the morning…
Chris over 1 year ago
so he’s still eating bacon… more or less. :J
cubswin2016 over 1 year ago
IIIIIIttttt’s bacon!
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
That brought a smile to both their faces.
ladykat over 1 year ago
I eat bacon – no less, no more.
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 1 year ago
I should try a reference like that to the wife at 2am, hope it works..
Ina Tizzy over 1 year ago
Old, old joke.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
I wonder how long Brutus was waiting to spring that one. Like I’m still waiting for the perfect opportunity to make a Limerick that starts with "There was a young gal from Nantucket’ , or “There once was a woman from Venus” (not here of course ㋛)…
Jefano Premium Member over 1 year ago
Perhaps Brutus should have phrased his declaration “I won’t be eating any more bacon,” and then clarified “I won’t be eating any less bacon, either.”
paulscon over 1 year ago
It’s amazing that bacon doesn’t come with health warnings, like cigarettes. Both are class one carcinogens, along with asbestos and nuclear waste. Eat bacon at your peril, folks.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
I was beginning think his encounter at the diner put him off bacon.
T... over 1 year ago
Gladys is thinking, “Well ol’ Brutus’ got a sense of humor, water on the brain”, but she held back…
T... over 1 year ago
Well, I declare, thinks Gladys…
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
So he won’t eat any more than usual. I’m also a member of that club. Speaking of clubs, a Club Sandwich with an unusually large amount of bacon, OR my real favourite (for my Canadian Students), a double bacon and double patty cheeseburger, with all the fixins of course, AND a large order of onion rings with Ranch Dressing on the side. (Low fat Dresssing would be Okay as I wouldn’t want to overdo it) sounds really good right now. Oh and I won’t forget the defibrillator, just in case…..
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago
For a minute there, I thought Brutus’s experience at the diner yesterday did him in for bacon. Glad to see he recovered!
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
So Brutus likes to start the day off with a little breakfast humor.
Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago
He started out so well. I wonder what it’s like to sit down at home and order a meal?
Doug K over 1 year ago
After saying “I’m not eating it any more.” Turn, lean, and pretend you are Groucho Marx with a cigar saying “I’m not eating it any less either.”
heathcliff2 over 1 year ago
Reasonable, Brutus.
Birdman47 over 1 year ago
You just can’t beat a bacon sandwich with a little tomato sauce on it. Yum!
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
I heard that they aren’t making 12” rulers any longer
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
Fooled us! I thought he was following up on yesterday’s strip — until I read the punchline!