The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 04, 2023

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Money can’t buy happiness ….but it helps.

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    DenO Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Born Losers feels the same way until they make a lot of money. Rich folks do not complain about having too much money. Ha!

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    I see Gladys is contributing to the household’s finances by adding her two cents

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    Bill The Nuke  over 1 year ago

    But it can rent a lot of affection

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    GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You can’t even rent it on your budget.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The trouble with that is, you have to return it in the condition you got it.

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    James Wolfenstein  over 1 year ago

    Who cares about happiness? what about food? :D

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    Skeptical Meg  over 1 year ago

    People with money say that. Otherwise, they’d want to make things more equal.

    People without money believe that.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 1 year ago

    ♫♪

    Money don’t get everything, it’s true

    What it don’t get, I can’t use

    Now give me money, (That’s what I want)

    That’s what I want

    ♪♫

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    flemmingo  over 1 year ago

    I’d settle for a little grin!

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’ve been poor and I’ve been rich. Rich is better!

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    dcdete.  over 1 year ago

    Yeah but money can buy food and by the looks of the wife she doesn’t look like she is starving to death doing without that money.

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    e.groves  over 1 year ago

    Being poor ain’t all it’s cracked up to be either.

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    Chris  over 1 year ago

    even mom dreads doing the bills, it used to be dads, but he’s not here anymore.. at least mom is better to hang around when she does it, dad sighs and groans a lot even after he’s done working on it.

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    Poor Brutus, his money doesn’t slow up when it gets to him. It just waives as it passes him by.

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    preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Money may not be able to buy happiness, but the lack of it can make for lots of unhappiness. Just try living in a house with no electricity, or phone service. An old flame of mine is going around hitting others up for money to pay her power bill. So far, she’ll have the rent paid. Now she’s hitting the charities about, including me.

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    l3i7l  over 1 year ago

    The stack includes the Payment Notice for yesterday’s loan, which Brutus was going to use to pay the bills.

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    assrdood  over 1 year ago

    Always told the kids “Rich ain’t what you have, it’s what you are”.

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    rhpii  over 1 year ago

    And now a Pink Floyd Money break: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0kcet4aPpQ

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure helps with the groceries!

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Gladys, Anyone who says money can’t buy happiness, doesn’t know where to shop.

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    CorkLock  over 1 year ago

    You quoting your therapist?

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    kathleenhicks62  over 1 year ago

    In today’s economy money can’t buy much.

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    krs27  over 1 year ago

    “Bread is made for laughter, and wine gladdens life, and money answers everything” Ecclesiastes 10:19 RSV

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I hope Mama has a lot of money. She should be good for something. Maybe she can give Gladys some monthly funds so her daughter won’t have to work. What I have seen of mama, though, she might show up tomorrow and ask for money.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    He can’t afford it.

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    Buckeye67  over 1 year ago

    Brutus, when the outgo exceeds the income, there is only one thing you can do, charge it.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago

    With what Veebs pays him it’s going to be a short term rental!

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    But Brutus, Gladys replies, “Leasing costs way more than just buying happiness outright”, Brutus replies “Maybe Veeblefester will loan us the money to buy happiness outright?”…

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Brutus says to Gladys “we’re on the lowest fret of our budget, I’ve gotta consider fret”…

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    Walter Parmantie Premium Member over 1 year ago
    As they say; “I’ve been rich, and I’ve been poor and I like being rich better.”
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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Very funny Chip, when you’re this tight there is really no place to go, you got it all tied up, bravo!…

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    While Gladys has the truly correct position, she’s probably the spendthrift that got the family into this predicament and l really envision no end to this terrible cycle…..

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 1 year ago

    But it can rent for a short while.

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