Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 02, 2023

What ? You want the kid to sleep during the day ?

This is why there aren’t many children’s books about plumbers.

“Daddy, I hafta go potty – 26 times.”

Great. Now I need to use the bathroom.

When you get to the “last” page, it tells you to go back to the beginning

I think you missed one.

Not funny today. :-( As a chronic insomniac, last night was particularly bad. I cobbled together maybe 2 hours sleep. Sigh.

It was the beating of an old man’s heart.

And then the man said, “I’m from the IRS!”

The story about the possibility of Kamala Harris becoming president keeps me awake at night.

Works for me, (Sadly…)

Oy!

Pressure like a drip, drip, drip that’ll never stop . . .

This would put me to sleep.

And one of the smoke alarms goes “Beep!” every 90 seconds.

Better than counting sheep…

The water on your brain drips you to sleep…

Plumbing books crack me up.

Things That Go Drip In The Night.

“Again, Daddy!”