Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 09, 2023

Sounds good to me.

That could convert me to a believer.

I’m sure the banquet will be pressed down, shaken together and overflowing!

Not (likely) true … but … you will be satisfied.

Comedian Larry Miller said something similar, that “All you can eat” should be put on the Statue of Liberty.

That’s why they’re dead

“All-you-can-eat communion wafers.”

Manna…

Why doesn´t anywhere do “All you can drink”?

American heaven.

And you never get fat.

Must be a trap. Gluttony is a sin.

Matthew 14:13–21; Mark 6:31–44; Luke 9:12–17; John 6:1–14. – One of the few events in the Gospels to get coverage in all 4 books.

All I can eat and all I can eat and not suffer the consequences are two different things.

Some foods I never wanted to eat (broccoli, take a bow), some foods “disagree with me” (I like them, they don’t like me) and too much food comes back to haunt my sleep. I find that my appetite is waning in my waxing years.

Friar Tuck is the chef, so we’ll be eating good!

There are two kinds of buffets, all you can eat and all you can stand.

When stomachs go to Heaven.

I used to know a pair of (quite large – and not all that fat) brothers who took that as a personal challenge; they liked to go to “All You Can Eat” places and eat until they were asked to leave.

I was almost today-years-old before I figured out ACYE meant All You Can Eat (I used to think it was some strange fish)

Paradise by the Smorgasbord Light.

All you can eat without gaining weight would be a great heaven.

But theirs nothing but lima beans, creamed corn, and gristle. Do you smell something burning?

If they have all the hotdogs you can eat, that would be Joey Chestnut’s idea of heaven.

Defending Your Life with Albert Brooks

Is it kosher?