Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 23, 2023

Just the bear necessities.

I don’t think he can bear it.

Grin and bear it

It got better once they realized they could remove the bear from the skin.

He can bearly breathe under the weight.

From another perspective: an early mattress.

And loud, too.

Roll over Gent-ly.

C’mon! It’s cold and you’re hoggin’ all the Bear!

Nope! … Just not the same.

A bit too heavy for me.

I bet he bearly slept a wink.

Complaints poured in about the blanket snoring, wheezing, and growling!

Oomph … their elimination system keeps working ….

Is that a Saber Toothed Ralph in the corner ?

The bear’s are real heavy sleeper.

There’ll be hell to pay when the hibernation ends …!

You won’t just sleep like a bear. You’ll sleep WITH a bear. In both cases, do not move.

Yep, those things are a bear, all right.

The thought of moving has been bruin, for a while.