Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 30, 2023

“Fleeing” moments.

If that was an equal sign instead of a four, it would look like Eva was the result of Lucas and Emma.

Who is Eva, and in what way are they for her?

Another tourist has visited the Roman Colosseum.

Ha! Just in time for the idiotic tourists who etched their names on an ancient wall…can’t fix stupid.

Eva obviously was the cause.

That happens.

It’s been a long time, but I’ll confess to having had relationships like that.

Call the graffiti modification team.

Sadly, Lucas and Emma were only together 4 Eva.

You should be together 4 each other, not 4 someone else.

The Hedges-Mackey twosome was over even before it made the tabloids.

Still easier to “fix” than a tattoo.

Wife’s late uncle had his “ex fiancée’s” name tattooed on his upper arm. Wore long sleeves the rest of his life.

And people say men are afraid of commitment.

A tourist was filmed carving Ivan+Haley on the coliseum in Rome. He has since been Identified and will no doubt be charged.

It was just a one-hour stand.

Great thing it wasn’t a body tat…