JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 10, 2023

Smart move?

More like brother-in-law?

Charter the private jet!

But Delray and Dana are rich. They can pay for their flights themselves.

Why can’t Dana pay for it? She’s obscenely wealthy and Ray is her husband, plus she can just use one of her personal planes. They don’t even need to fly commercial. Marcus doesn’t need to be involved.

If Dana can pay to fly a dog to Hawaii, she can fly her family there.

That should be an interesting conversation…

He’s just trying to make sure he doesn’t go broke.

I admit I pay no attention to pro sports, but are there teams that actually do this?

Dana and Delray bought Kenny a fricking SKATING RINK. They can afford to fly him to Hawaii as many times as he wants.

Marcus also insists that the players blow up their own footballs along with the beach balls

How dare Joe see things differently??

Where’s a good yes-man when you need one?

Marcus is definitely NOT Joe’s brother.

Why can’t they just watch it on TV? Better viewing angles, closer to the Beer, closer to the bathrooms, more comfortable seating. So it’s a win-win for everybody!