Agnes by Tony Cochran for May 24, 2023

uh don’t forget the leash

Just keep it away from cats!!

When I was young I had a goldfish that was big enough for a sandwich.

Where does Agnes get these ideas from.

“Slickery”? Did she just say “Slickery”? Well I never.

“….best swallowed whole.”

The more water and food your goldfish is given, the bigger it will get=Koi.

Shoot! Not big enough to win the Fish-Slapping Dance:

https://www.facebook.com/NetflixANZ/videos/monty-python-fish-dance-netflix/1940931272607408/

I have been to Japan several times and I know that they can make ANYTHING into sushi.

There is a huge goldfish in one of our ponds (someone dumped a pet, no doubt) that I swear is close to two-feet long and very, very fat. We had some in a different pond, but then some migrating pelicans found them quite tasty.

People dump their pets and sometimes they get big it’s becoming a problem.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/fisherman-catches-giant-goldfish-carrot-scn/index.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR5vSSwEgMM