Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for May 04, 2023

He just “hat” to do it.

“Get distracted? I’m worried about being caught in its gravitational pull.”

That cap would be just perfect for Heathcliff’s big head.

I think GENT will faint when he sees this. Almost makes up for the helmet-less weeks.

Must have borrowed it from the man eating giant.

Ah yes. Finally! Finally it was about time we has helmets. And boy, what a huuuge helmet it is!

With this helmet you never has to worries about sky falling on your head.

How many pitches will hit that helmet (when he’s in a batter’s crouch)—he’ll wind up on base every time!

What, no meat helmet?

I tried to work in a “Spaceballs” reference. Maybe Mel could do it.

Well that’s a home run

Imagine that helmet filled with nachos!