Curses by Chelsea Carr for May 15, 2023

See if he prefers Avocado or Goldenrod.

Don’t forget the orange shag carpet and the rake!

Ooooft

I don’t know about Wilma, but Keith lost me with the boom box suggestion.

Witchin’! Get it? Cuz in the 80s, people would say bi—

It sounds more like he died in the 70s. 80s was Laura Ashley.