Curses by Chelsea Carr for May 22, 2023

Sorry, you have to supply your own dungeon cell.

Nobody has ever complained… about the reception.

Pixel is a " modern Millie", so no thanks!

Uh… Sure. $5, please.

Better give it back to Bruce Dickinson

It seems absurd to me to sell a perfectly functional iron maiden at a yard sale. I hope Wanda’s parents have discussed this before. It could become the pretext for a big fight.

I don’t think it would

Well, it fits perfectly in “a cell”.