Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 09, 2023

“Revered” for his efficiency.

they shoulda used this in the mid ’60s when those bugs showed up

“Britsh”? It’s OK, a minor typo.

Quick survey of folks who went to US elementary schools: Who learned it as “The British are coming” and who learned it as “The red coats are coming”?

I was taught “red coats” which actually makes sense.

“If this had been a real emergency your cell phone would have gone off at three in the morning warning you of an attack thousands of miles away”

He always does this while we’re in the middle of watching something really really important to us.

What a horse’s @$$.

Really inaccurate history.

We have a test coming up at 12:55 pm Wednesday. My phone had never gone off for one of these in the 8 years I’ve owned it.

Well, I went to school in Texas and I watch Fox so I know the REAL truth- it was Davy Crockett, John Wayne and Dan’l Boone fought off the British. ’Course, that was after they sunk all them Japanese battleships in the Pacific with their AR15s.

How apropos: I’m sitting here at 10 AM on a Tuesday – the time they do the monthly tests around here!

I never learned about the Britsh in history class?

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?