Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 12, 2023

Idiot proof

They called him the Cutlery Kid.

Don’t worry too much about it. He will never bring them again.

Did everyone use forks back then?

Is a spatula okay?

Check him. I think he has a melon baller hidden in his boot.

“And a Salad Shooter is not as useful as you’d think.”

Born to be a human shield.

Mom used to do a lot of damage with a wooden spoon.

But what if there’s ice cream?

“I ᴡᴀs ʜᴏᴘɪɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’ᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴘɪᴇ ғɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ”

He forgot to bring a napkin.

Now put your Hi-Ho Silver away.

Jeffery Dahmer doesn’t care who wins, as long as someone loses.

He meant don’t bring a Swiss Army Knife.

He should have mansplained it.

Actually, it’s fine to bring a knife, fork, and spoon to a gunfight. But bring a gun too. You can have your picnic lunch later if you survive.

It never bothered James Coburn in the Magnificent Seven!

Thanks for the great laugh this morning, Dave!

He’s a fine young cannibal…

Some just don’t get it!

he’s a spooner, not a fighter – so just stick a fork in him cause he’s done!

The distances shown are good for a gun fight, knives are for close in fighting. Mythbusters demonstrated that.

No problem, he also brought his tea cup.

He must have thought there was a Gunfight at the Golden Corral.

Of course, this is the kind of guy you would not want behind you with a gun, anyway.

Thanks for the LOL!

He’s gonna get forked for that one…

He always followed his mother’s wishes, Even on the range he used two sets of dishes

Do bring a knife to a gunfight. For when/if you run out of bullets.

Just don’t forget to bring a gun or two.

“Use the Fork, Cool Hand Luke…”

I found this quite funny. Very creative.

What Jed didn’t know, was that Clem had been using his fork and spoon to eat beans; lots and lots of beans.

Heigh-ho silverware!