Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for May 20, 2023

You’ve been short-sheeted.

All I know is they’re a pain to try and fold.

Looks like it shrunk in the laundry.

Funny what happens when you switch the first letters of those two words around (sh and f).

I believe that there are some things MAN was not meant to know. One of them is how to fold a fitted sheet. It is a secret that is passed down the generations from mother to daughter and those of us with Y-chromosomes are never to learn this dark art of topography.

I came to this realization when my wife had her sisters and all their children visit – all in all, 11 people in the house. A week prior as we were driving, I could see that she was thinking about something and counting on her fingers.

I asked her what she was doing. She replied, ’I’m counting sheets." I came back with, “Are we planning a klan convention?”

Leaving me with the dog and a lawn to mow, she flew up to New Jersey where the sisters rallied and they all drove down. She also drove back with them at the end of the week. So in the couple of days while she was gone, I stripped all the beds, washed all the linen, hung it up and then folded it when it was dry … all but those fitted sheets.

There is another story to tell about spending the week with my 6-year-old nephew and 9 women and girls. We were swimming in an ocean of estrogen, but I will save that for another occasion.

Great one, Jeff! Funny!

He can hover just as well as he can cover.

And this way he doesn’t have to fold it.

…said the one White supremacist to the other.

How can you tell which Klansman is the Grand Wizard? Higher thread count.

Actually it looks like an un-fitted sheet.