Strange Brew by John Deering for May 12, 2023

Nope, nope, nope.

Let’s not discuss his sex life.

Alright. I’d watch that!

Why crabs?

A science fiction cross-over event: Captain Costner is stranded in the Crab Nebula! NEXT: He herds cats in the Cat’s Eye Nebula. (His career is becoming nebulous.)

Maybe he should try a stint on the show Deadliest Catch.

Hahahaha. Ahh perfect

Call off the Writers Strike!!! This ‘Waterworld/Dances with Wolves’ mashup will not work!!!

I was in the military in the 80’s and 90’s. I’ve seen guys dancing with crabs and it didn’t look anything like this…

There’s more to the story than meets the eye….

Rotten Tomatoes considered it a piece of crab.

The sequel nobody asked for “Waterpark World”!

Embarrassed by the project, Costner uses the pseudonym Clawed Rains.

if one latched onto my nose like that, I’d be dancin’ alright!

After “Yellowstone” he deserves the crabs…

A Seattle area seafood restaurant, Ivar’s" ran a series of commercials with clams. Dances with clams was one https://youtu.be/uUANmtaY1lQ

Wouldn’t that be down at Teasers?

So, Costner has crabs… shouldn’t hang out with loose women.