Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for May 12, 2023

Nah, I’m good.

He:Make it a shot and a beer!

Perceiving reality. Right. In that case bring me a José Cuervo and leave the bottle!

He must be thinking of psylocybin ale.

Lately will take more than one beer

It was distorted when I got here.

Reality is for those who can’t handle alcohol.

He should loosen his tie and tie one on.

In this reality, just keep those beers and nuts coming…..

Gimme another! We don’t need no stinkin’ reality around here!!!