Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 13, 2023

So Zipper went to other frats besides the dry one.

I see he has a future on Capitol Hill, already!!!

There are so many parties from my time in college that I don’t remember… mostly because I didn’t go to them.

He’s right, English teachers do love paradox:). But won’t it be difficult to write what you can’t remember?

If the teachers like two people of medicine (“paradox”, get it?), then THEY’RE the ones who are “lit”!! LOL.

Gack! I didn’t like those classes…too discouraging.

It was George Harrison (" a popular artiste, Milord") who said that “anyone who remembered the sixties wasn’t there”.

I often wonder why a paradox is so captivating. Not the gaslighting kind. Those are just shallow and manipulative. I mean ones that really get the brain gears whirling.

Don’t get him started on the philosophy teachers.

That and some symbolism and you have a classic story

“lit” is now “woke”.

A paradox, a paradox, a most ingenious paradox.

Nice. “My most interesting and engaging experience were the hours that I can’t remember from the first day of Fleet week in San Diego. It was glorious. It was epic! So I’m told.”

All college students should find out early how long they can last locked in a car trunk with their air supply running low.

The great Allan Sherman, “And when Ben Casey meets Kildare, that’s called a pair a docs!”

https://youtu.be/umlBrQoG6xk

After a certain number of those parties, your entire past becomes a fiction you have reinvent after each hangover. You wonder why certain people avoid you, specific women will no longer look you in the eye and policemen recognize you on the street.

My favorite parties were the cast parties after the plays. Everybody still had their makeup on

The party he can’t remember is just a whiter shade of pale.