Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 15, 2023

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    rmremail  over 1 year ago

    Let’s just say that he’s not as cocky as he used to be.

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    saobadao  over 1 year ago

    Ouch

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    Superfrog  over 1 year ago

    They called him “Rusty”.

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    tudza Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Oh, drive a stake into the grave. Ultimate piercing!

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 1 year ago

    Should never have tried piercing the heart.

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Pierce Brosnan?

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    wallylm  over 1 year ago

    If a giant super magnet came along, would he have just been pulled into it or have all the piercings ripped from his body to then die of blood loss?

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    sirbadger  over 1 year ago

    Did he compete in jousting or fencing?

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    PoodleGroomer  over 1 year ago

    There was a group that met for lunch at a restaurant and talked about their latest surgery, medical tests, and doctors.

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    einarbt  over 1 year ago

    Probably had piercings in places others don’t have places.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    He wasn’t a saint … but he was a holey man.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    RIPped to shreds walking past a powerful magnet.

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    CaptainRC  over 1 year ago

    It’s just like MAD Magazine predicted. He got so obsessed with piercings, he decided to pierce a major organ.

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    Say What? Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The fate of Pierce from the Zits comics?

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Only Wiley could come up with this.

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    freewaydog  over 1 year ago

    Oh you mean that’s Jeremy’s friend Pierce from “Zits”?

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    bbenoit  over 1 year ago

    Why assume it’s a “he”?

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    My mind sometimes absorbs things before it can even comprehend them. Before the editing software got a hold of it, I thought it read, “Ran out of body parts to replace.”

    That would be me.

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    WickWire64  over 1 year ago

    It was not the piercings. It was living next to the place that repaired MRI machines

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    cripplious  over 1 year ago

    I think it was 92 yo woman who holds the record for most piercings and tats.

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    Rauderi  over 1 year ago

    @ earthlink.net? THAT STILL EXISTS?

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    christelisbetty  over 1 year ago

    Enough of them in the lips and tongue, could lead to starvation.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    Someone said, ‘you can’t take it with you.’ Wonder if he did.

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    Instead of burying, they should recycle him

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    ChazNCenTex  over 1 year ago

    I bet people using metal detectors will have their gizmos go crazy when they get to this spot.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Is it just me or are nose piercings a bit hard to look at?

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    KEA  over 1 year ago

    My stance is one shouldn’t do anything to oneself that if done by another would be a crime.

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    bobpeters61  over 1 year ago

    Death by a thousand punctures.

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    The one through the brain did ’em in.

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    Prof. Mementomori's Solitary Confoundment Sideshow  over 1 year ago

    … and/or tattoo.

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    kathleenhicks62  over 1 year ago

    Ewww!

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    Kabana_Bhoy  over 1 year ago

    Were the pallbearers from TSA?

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    He found that body part that’s not supposed to be pierced.

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    Chris Sherlock  over 1 year ago

    Sometimes, trying to get into the Guinness Book of World Records can be hazardous to a person’s continued existence.

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    unfair.de  over 1 year ago

    Diabetes can do that to you.

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    alexius23  over 1 year ago

    I can mention the time I was in a gym stream room to seeing areas of the body being pierced in places that I had never considered possible

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    198.23.5.11  over 1 year ago

    Gravestone I saw on Martha’s Vineyard,Massachusetts

    A PERMANENT RESIDENT AT LAST.

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    eboosler Premium Member over 1 year ago

    HA!!!!

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    ron  over 1 year ago

    Must be the future for “Pierce” on Zits.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 1 year ago

    So his/her last try just bled out, then?

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    bakana  over 1 year ago

    When you start piercing vital internal organs, things get really dicey.

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