Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 11, 2023

Ralph just being Ralph. Obnoxious.

Here i was thinking Steinbauer was terrible all this time, maybe Ralph is the problem neighbor!?

I took two cruises, and didn’t spoil either one for the crew and other passengers.

Crew – “Ralph, don’t let the door hit you, where the good lord split you”!

Gee, is he banned!

Oddly enough, Ralph looks thinner AFTER the cruise…

Cooped up on a floating hotel for 10 days, that will push anyone over the edge.

Why are they monitoring the ice cream? I thought the whole idea of going on a cruise was the “all you can eat” included. Bring your stretchy pants!

Ralph should join the overboard comic

June can’t go anyplace nice with you, can she?

That’s what they’re thinking, but they’re not allowed to say it.

Looks like they were on a Princess cruise – the Medallions hanging around their neck instead of ship cards.

Love… exciting and new…

I wonder who is watching the kids for 10 days. Norm is not smart enough to take care of himself and the other 2 kids are probably under age 12.

Definitely not the Love Boat.

Ralph’s cruisin’ for a bruisin’.

Ralph couldn’t have been that unpleasant: they didn’t keelhaul him.

I’ve never known ships’ staff to be anything less than completely courteous.

What cruise line is that? Definitely don’t want to use them. Terrible customer service.