That is supposed to be the job of the church. It is the message of Jesus – “I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” (John 16:33).
Sadly, few people seek out God’s universal Truth. I am not talking about “religious” truths, or even “relevant” truths, but God’s Truth. You may disagree with me, you have that right, but you owe it to yourself to seek out what is True.
Unfortunately, everything will NOT be OK. A news report yesterday reported that the ice packs are melting faster than scientists thought. The biggest contributor to global warming is the dairy and cattle industries. They create more methane than the CO2 from all the cars, planes, and trains in the world, which is worse than CO2 for warming the planet. So, until people are willing to change their diets and give up hamburgers and dairy we are doomed.
I was thinking of This too shall pass, which I found hard to believe with Cheney and Bush but it did, until the GOP united with the “basket of deplorables”, the Nazis and the Klan.
Sadly an on-line date flashback … we met, walked to an isolated park bench, she soon told me a tale of family illness,’ I did not react, at lunch I spilled cold coffee on her, I bragged about fixing her printer, after, she showed negative body posture. I asked for a hug and she almost broke my ribs. And this lonely widower is no longer trying. No comfort for this dummy.
A mother asked her son what hymn they’d played at church. He said “It was, Don’t be scared I’m coming with the quilt.” Perplexed, she called the organist and learned that it had been “Fear not, the Comforter cometh.”
“We apologize for the inconvenience.” God’s Final Message to His Creation, written in letters of fire on the side of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains.“I think,” Marvin murmured at last, from deep within his corroding rattling thorax, “I feel good about it.”The lights went out in his eyes for absolutely the very last time ever. == Douglas Adams, So Long and Thanks for All the Fish
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Pig, people are really going to be mad at you when you turn out to be wrong.
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
Does he offer a blanket policy?
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
I usually depend on the paraclete, but comfort from others is nice too Pig, thanks!
RuinQueenofOblivion over 1 year ago
Thanks Pig, I needed that.
SmallMeadow over 1 year ago
Just don’t look up!
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
Who but pig?
Imagine over 1 year ago
Pig in a blanket?
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
Don’t worry. Be Happy.
I need a burrito over 1 year ago
Be happy calm and eat cheese
The dude from FL Premium Member over 1 year ago
Thank you pig! EVERY year this budget drama!
priyansh.jeziel over 1 year ago
Pig IS delusional.
Baarorso over 1 year ago
Would it be better if the “comforter” offered a hug?
DennisinSeattle over 1 year ago
Thanks, Pig. I need all the comforting I can get.
iggyman over 1 year ago
Pig, we all could use that these days!
James Wolfenstein over 1 year ago
Don’t politicians do that all the time? :D
akachman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Love you, Pig.
rossevrymn over 1 year ago
Awright, Stephan!
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
What a sweet little piggy.
Snolep over 1 year ago
Comfort ye, my people.
Croc Holliday over 1 year ago
Everything’s gonna be alright, rockabye
Lullaby, Shawn Mullins
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
We need more people like Pig.
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Good thing most people don’t believe what the Bible says. According to it, things won’t end okay for most people.
diskus Premium Member over 1 year ago
Just dont watch the news, and all will be fine
Linguist over 1 year ago
A comforter likes to spread it around … and cover everything up.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 1 year ago
Love ya, Pig.
ladykat over 1 year ago
Thank you, Pig.
leontineg22 over 1 year ago
Poor Goat just has nothing to say anymore.
David_the_CAD over 1 year ago
That is supposed to be the job of the church. It is the message of Jesus – “I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” (John 16:33).
Sadly, few people seek out God’s universal Truth. I am not talking about “religious” truths, or even “relevant” truths, but God’s Truth. You may disagree with me, you have that right, but you owe it to yourself to seek out what is True.
paulscon over 1 year ago
Unfortunately, everything will NOT be OK. A news report yesterday reported that the ice packs are melting faster than scientists thought. The biggest contributor to global warming is the dairy and cattle industries. They create more methane than the CO2 from all the cars, planes, and trains in the world, which is worse than CO2 for warming the planet. So, until people are willing to change their diets and give up hamburgers and dairy we are doomed.
SuperCharged5- over 1 year ago
is the page not fully loading for anyone else?
syzygy47 over 1 year ago
I was thinking of This too shall pass, which I found hard to believe with Cheney and Bush but it did, until the GOP united with the “basket of deplorables”, the Nazis and the Klan.
Code the Enforcer over 1 year ago
" Well it’s a Dirty Job, but someone’s gotta do it – WE CARE A LOT !! " … :)
zeexenon over 1 year ago
Sadly an on-line date flashback … we met, walked to an isolated park bench, she soon told me a tale of family illness,’ I did not react, at lunch I spilled cold coffee on her, I bragged about fixing her printer, after, she showed negative body posture. I asked for a hug and she almost broke my ribs. And this lonely widower is no longer trying. No comfort for this dummy.
Chris Sherlock over 1 year ago
The world could use more beings who think like Pig.
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
Kind of like the Girlfriend Experience.
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
Go ahead,Pig. It can’t hurt,and it might help.
John W. Vinson Premium Member over 1 year ago
A mother asked her son what hymn they’d played at church. He said “It was, Don’t be scared I’m coming with the quilt.” Perplexed, she called the organist and learned that it had been “Fear not, the Comforter cometh.”
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
I don’t think you’re the right pig for the job, Pig. You ain’t got the smarts, as they say….
SNVBD over 1 year ago
“This, too, shall pas”
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
“We apologize for the inconvenience.” God’s Final Message to His Creation, written in letters of fire on the side of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains.“I think,” Marvin murmured at last, from deep within his corroding rattling thorax, “I feel good about it.”The lights went out in his eyes for absolutely the very last time ever. == Douglas Adams, So Long and Thanks for All the Fish
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 1 year ago
“every little thing gonna be all right” Bob Marley
Matthew.Bluck over 1 year ago
Pig is wrong of course.