In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for May 17, 2023

For the egg salad? No thanks.

What! No hot sauce?

Make that two, please.

There’s beverage carts on golf courses?

https://www.gocomics.com/cornered/2023/05/17

What the devil? And here I thought Death with the scythe came calling when it was time, but driving a beverage truck is ridiculous!

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The cart is on a golf course in hades, it should have huge cleated tyres to cut up the greens!

Uhhh, no thanks. I’d rather dehydrate.

Hijikata Toushirou of the Shinsengumi will take a double tall mayonnaise.

Lemme guess. Lots and LOTS of sand traps as well?

At least it’s not Miracle Whip. shudder

Only good if properly aged.

I’ll pass…..

Got any salted peanuts or chips?

You know why they call it the Last Supper, right? The disciples were OK with the bread = body and wine = blood schtick, but they drew the line when the mayonnaise came out.

It must be HELLman’s!

That’s a helluva golf course.

Or a glass of tepid habanero salsa?

Don’t do it! You might get sick and die!!…oh…wait….nevermind…….