The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 16, 2023

Don’t mind the old bat.

Now there’s an idea- we can get away with saying “holy guano!”

No need to get batty about it.

I was just hanging around.

Hung around the bar too long…

Fruit bats sometimes actually do get intoxicated.

https://www.batcon.org/article/flying-under-the-influence/

He’s hit the Lauren Boebert level.

Do I Smell mosquitoes on your breath again?

Been eating guano?

Very,very good one!

Not sure what she’s all up in arms about. That looks like a frosty on the table.

“Well, it serves you right, Leonard. You know when the mosquito abatement district sprays during the day that you should stay in the cave that night. Not even moths are safe to eat.”

He was just hanging out with his friends.

He´s been hanging out at the bar again.

He drives her bat-sh¡t crazy!

Blind drunk?

He’s so drunk, he’s gonna fall asleep upright.

Batman and Batwoman, the married years.

Shouldn’t that be “out all day”?

He needs to go to the ’bat room.

You’re guano pay for that.

If only we could teach the Hollywood script writers to substitute that word…

NahnahNahnahNahnahNahnahNahnah,,,not me…

That is very clever and very funny too, got a good laugh…

The dude was attached to a drunkard’s neck al night.

Guano-faced

Scat-faced

Dung-faced

Stool-faced

Fecal-faced

Manure-faced

Nightsoil-faced

Doo-doo

“I’ve been out all night? Well, …. yeah! Just like every other night of my life!”