Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 16, 2023

If Dirk finds out, our stormtrooper will be lucky if he just winds up being seriously underemployed.

So, it wasn’t the Chinese launching those balloons at us after all??

Fortunately we have a president with experience at protecting us from incoming balloons.

Those birthday parties bombed.

Brewster will get confused when it isn’t his birthday.

Aha. Death moonlighting eh.

“Hey Dad, why are why hiding in the bomb shelter?”

“Because I ordered a balloon for your birthday.”

“I’ve had no complaints…”

The most exciting birthday party those five years will ever have. Period. At least that is the hope of those who survived to see their sixth.

Does this explain Chinese balloons floating over the U.S.?

And Brewster loves those balloons.

So that’s why the RU Sirius is filled with balloons…

I’m sure Brewster likes his dog balloon

That explains my last birthday party, back in 1976. It was the bomb!!…

Happy Birthday anyway, kid!

He could always get a got shooting DOWN incoming missiles. Go to job @1 – launch missiles. Go to job #2 – launch counter missiles. If his boss at job #1 never finds out he’s shooting down his own missiles, he’s probably got job security.

Sounds to me like he specializes in surprise birthday parties.

“….makes for interesting parties and confuses the daylights out of those trying to decide how to respond to the balloons.”

I wonder if he aims better with the balloons.

More dangerous than that episode of The Flintstones, where the only caterer in town sent the dancing girls and the cactus juice to Pebbles’ birthday party, while sending the clown and the Rock Cola soda to the Water Buffalo Lodge. Only person who found his life threatened as a result of that foul up was Fred.

Perhaps he sent 99 red balloons to those birthday parties.