Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 25, 2023

They don’t stop roadrunners.

But she wore blue velvet.

Um … I’m lost here. Can someone explain?

Well then, how did you get in here? I had this place roped off!

They also make explosives and other defective products. Mostly used to hunt roadrunners.

Expanded the showroom across the hall?

And yet, he managed to get to the boss’s desk.

But since they opened the ticket office their ticket sales are going through the roof. But truthfully the red velvet ropes are all for show.

Roped again!

They have those ropes in the White House, and you’re not allowed to take any cameras in, nor touch anything. I did. HA!

too bad they hadn’t reached the “end of their rope!”

This seems like a UK joke where red velvet ropes are given the respect that Amerians reserve for Police Tape.

Ropes in and of themselves, are useless. Did the merge with Acme Brass Stanchions?

And you can’t escape because the building next door makes those orange traffic cones.

Business has come to a standstill.

This is the perfect time for a Queue&A session.

Sounds like a Queue Anon conspiracy theory.

OK, we’ll remove all the beautiful, perfect demo’s…