Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 26, 2023

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Since when are Fronds allowed in bars? I ask because I might burn some airmiles and go to Mesa AZ. While there I’d go to this bar I knew. BUT not if Fronds are there

There used to be what were called “fern bars” in the 1970’s, the decor was supposed to appeal to young women and the women were supposed to attrack male customers.

Cut them off, they’re already potted.

Both are also named Fern.

It’s obvious that someone has had enough to drink.

Do those ferns give “frondly” advice?

go on ahead and give them each a drink… start 2 new frondships…!

LOL! So wispy and perky!

You’ve had enough, just leave.

They’ve had so much to drink, they’ve soiled themselves.

Please, please, please, with puns like this, just leaf me alone!