FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 15, 2023

As long as it is still liquid, it’s fine.

Guys you won’t find out just standing there. Come on jump on in.

Come on, Jason. . . chill!

From Martha Stewart to Freeze Willie!

In today’s heat wave? That looks welcoming.

Go to a beach in FL, 97F. Should be warm enough.

My wife and I differ on our pool temperature. She measures it in degrees Fahrenheit, I measure it in minutes of useful consciousness before hypothermia sets in.

As children we’d go swimming in the North Atlantic in Long Island in April. As a side note, the Titanic went down in the North Atlantic in April. We’d come out of the water shivering, with blue lips and numb extremities, lay down in the sun, defrost and go back in! We had no body mass to speak of.

Just add a polar bear and I’ll get the hint

It looks a tad chilly.

Since they are in an unknown US area, chances are good that the heat waves have warmed the water and the inflatables give the effect of cooler water.

Um… where’s the final Martha Stewart strip? There’s supposed to be one last one to finish off the storyline where Quincy eats the wig.

not here in FL…ocean water temperature’s at an all time high…like 88 degrees in some areas

Park pools are funded by taxpayers, and it costs way more to heat pool, let the sun do it’s thing…

This reminds from a story by a comedian describing how he jumped into a lake on vacation/honey moon. He described how when he hit the water it was so cold that he turned into a giant goosepimple. When asked by his wife how the water was, he replied “Come on in, the water’s fine.”

Just do your re-enactment of Titanic. You won’t get another better opportunity.

Am I too soon with THAT joke?

At least it’s not solid.