FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 25, 2023

Ice cream reflexes.

I tried that with a cup of coffee once. It did NOT work out well. For anyone. In the splash zone.

That’s why I always order my ice cream in a cup.

I remember those days.

The funny is in the details, I almost missed this one…

What the did in the Matrix is child’s play now

mmm – chocolate ice cream – preferably with salted caramel running through it

I knew of one kid that would eat a Nutty Buddy or a Drum Stick ice cream cone by biting off the bottom of the cone and sucking the ice cream through the opening. Disgustingly funny. ;-p