Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for May 27, 2023

Malibu Barbie can’t be bothered doing that.

Better ask Grandma Barbie. Grandmas have all the answers.

Check her forehead.

My MIL had a chain on her glasses and most of the time wore them around her neck. Whenever she wanted to remember what she had for lunch she’d look at her glasses.

Man. They’re making these Barbie’s more and more realistic these days.

If you keep them on, you don’t lose them.

Geeze….what a depressing game at such an early age…

I can remember cut out paper dolls though! LOL

Mimicking her Mom.

Where’s Erectile Dysfunction Ken?

Ken’s looking for his pills.

Ken is busy, out buying another glitter tuxedo.

She needed them to open up that last bottle of wine, check there.

No, but Hooker Barbie probably can.

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