Monty by Jim Meddick for May 22, 2023

Forget diets focus on laxatives.

He could also just rule that a Double Chili Cheese Dog is part of his diet

OxyMORON ?

I thought he was on a see food diet?

And the coming attractions feature a new set of noises very soon.

Double Chili Cheese Dog from a pushcart . Yummy!

I hope he has a window open.

Moondog may vote Republican, but he still doesn’t respect Colon Bowel.

My own stomach is growling because I recently swallowed a small dog.

Apologies. You ARE Mr. Fitness.

Pilsner’s been had! Gullible bird!

Moonie is not as dumb as we usually think he is…..