Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 08, 2023

Six years of Calvin have jaded Mom.

The jokes on Calvin now. Anyone dare to get it off of him?

Hahahahahahha

Hopefully this experience makes him physically stronger so he can lift it next time.

The sound of Calvin’s laughter is woven into the soundtrack of half the horror movies ever filmed.

Nowadays, kids’ laughter arouses more suspicion than sentiment.

With some children and their cell pones, can’t tell if it’s joy or sarcasm

Got a liftback up to your room…….

Plus she’s a bully. Now do as she says or your sense of freedom will be forever trashed. This is a Public Service Announcement. ~ Pacific Outdoors

Practicing “dad jokes” at an early age, Calvin?

Stop procrastinating, Calvin! Just do it! ☺️

Baby blues just did a joke like that. Calvin’s mom doesn’t bribe him with ice cream?

What will make Mom sentimental is when Calvin moves out.

Someone’s funny bone needs to be recalibrated.

Sentimentality about kids’ laughter generally comes when you don’t have one anymore.

Bad timing, Calvin. Per the usual.

The Count LOL’d. :). Badda BING! Thank you. Thank you very much. Don’t forget to tip your waitress. Drive Safe and God Bless. And for the fools who don’t believe in God, you will be a featured in a Non Sequester next week and you won’t like it. >:)

Funny joke.

We told that joke when we were kids

Our new neighbours (18 months) have two girls 3 and 5 and the sound of kids laughter has returned to our area and it is so wonderful.

Just clean up your room, Calvin.

Lucky to be in one piece!!!

Calvin, grown ups are moved by INNOCENT laughter.

My seven year old granddaughter and I both laughed at this one!

I won’t miss you if you don’t leave.

Someone gives a party for little girls about once month at a house on the next block. It’s a little unnerving because the sound of a group of young girls screaming with glee is indistinguishable at that distance for the Terrible Massacre of the Little Girls. :(

There is a reason why the phrase “picking up your room” isn’t used anymore.

LOL… Mom fails to understand Calvin’s humor, for sure ;-)

Calvin could have a great career as a stand-up comic!

Not all kids his age can laugh sardonically.

Calvin, you’re too young for ‘dad jokes’. I wouldn’t blame her for upping your punishment on principle.

I notice that Calvin was leaving without Hobbes. It must have been Hobbes that ratted on him.

Gotta know your audience, Calvin.

What you did was a “Dad Joke”. You’re a man before your time.

Tough crowd :(

Sometimes a kick in the butt makes the child to listen to parents and oblige.

“Pick up your room???”