Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for May 12, 2023

It’s the sauce that has the flavor, Junior!

He’s out of his noodle!!!!!!!!

But Dad may soon move Junior to a position where he’ll do less harm.

Ever had wasabi soft serve? MMMMMM Japanese ice cream.

Judging by the size of that swirly, the bullies must’ve had their way with him when he was young…

A local ice cream place that I really liked had some spice flavors that were really good. Apparently the demographic in my area wanted fudge ripple and bubble gum.

I could see this actually. I’ve had toasted garlic ice cream. Why not marinara? With a cone made of thin pasta dough.

Last time I saw a Cone Head was on SNL…

Mr. Softee’s a bit soft-headed if he thinks that’s a good idea.

He must have gotten one “swirly” too many, in high school.

Vendetta likes Onion Ice cream

You’re implying this flavor doesn’t exist