The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 23, 2023

smells like ur-in-there buddy!

Only 2/3 of people can smell that. I don’t.

Urine trouble

Even the onion is crying.

It could also have been the broccoli.

OK, I’m lost on this one. (Probably because I don’t eat asparagus as a rule.) Does it have some property I’m not aware of?

The Leek often unfairly gets the rap. It blanches at each accusation.

Too little, too late. The “damage” is done, and removing the asparagus won’t remove the result of what he did.

Love asparagus when it’s steamed or on a grill.

The pool is certainly in a pickle, here.

He’s a wiz at swimming.

Asparagus is tasty, but gives you weird pee.

Stop it, that tinkles!!

Gee, I wonder who it could pee?

Asparagus turns urine yellowish green! Ugh

So the asparagus pi$$ed everyone off.

When I was a lifeguard we had to get everyone out for a ‘biohazard’

Along these lines, when I first drank green St Patrick’s Day beer, I was so disappointed that it lost the green color when peed out later.

Funny

He don’t carrot all.

Mister Vegetable, in the pool, floating naked , on his back, got aroused.

Smelly pee, andI just know they create gas too.

The lifeguard will use the carrot and stick approach,

They were going for a consommé, but now it’s just pee soup.

He could tell which way the wind blows

Ah, it’s that time of year, time for some spring tonic.