Agnes by Tony Cochran for May 31, 2023

you’re going to wait for a long time, Trout.

Maybe when (or if) Agnes grows up, she can become a gumshoe.

If Agnes can make the bat “squeak” on the tire, that would be an accomplishment. Unfortunately, it could not be considered “musical”.

Sounds like all the new stuff has already been done.

“Spirited Moaning” would make a good name for a group.

Sounds like a soundtrack to a p*rno film

Yoko Ono will get you for plagiarism.

If you can get it to make a whining sound people might think that it’s Sarah Mclachlan. :)

See? She’s far more creative than I thought to be with my tire and bat.

I think she’s on to something. . . :)

No matter how bad the album, it would still be better than Yoko Ono’s.