Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 25, 2023

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    Zykoic  over 1 year ago

    Transitioning works

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    eced52  over 1 year ago

    I can always start tomorrow, if you give me one.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Tell it to Sargent Snorkel.

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    Calvinist1966  over 1 year ago

    A better choice of words would be “A walk in the park”.

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    erledbet  over 1 year ago

    That what he knows!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 1 year ago

    “I’d give an arm and a leg to join the Army.”

    “Many did. Some gave more than that.”

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    Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He’s already being “all that he can be.” And then some.

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    Looks like he’ll have to weight out this opportunity.

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    flagmichael  over 1 year ago

    In the good old USA back in the draft era, the weight loss was after they reported for intake.

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    geese28  over 1 year ago

    No pain no gain

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    When a very close friend and associate of The Count tried to enlist in the United States Marine Corps, the recruiter told him that he was underweight but lied about his weight telling the lad he would put it on in boot camp. The recruiter was right. The stubble headed Boot ate everything he could get his hands on three times a day (and VERY quickly) packing on about a dozen pounds of muscle. All the Boot’s uniforms had to be re-tailored before graduation and going home on leave. True story.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Never apologize for good eating. If the Army doesn’t want you, you get to live a life of never doing pushups again. WIN!!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    “It’ll be a cakewalk!!”, eat and burn calories simultaneously.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    The trouble with some, is everything is taken LITERALLY!

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    monya_43  over 1 year ago

    Also, easy as pie!

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    I wish it was easy to lose weight.

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    blakerl  over 1 year ago

    A piece of Cake and I could have avoided the Draft in 1970?

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    tcayer  over 1 year ago

    You need to wonder about a fat peasant!

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    sobrown51  over 1 year ago

    Surprised Id’s army is that particular.

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    yip yip yip   over 1 year ago

    He wants his pay to include a piece of cake. Yip yip yip yip yip

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    He’s like almost 80% of eligible men in the US today…….

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