Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 25, 2023

I’ve “{w}rung” my hands in despair.

It’s foolproof.

Be sure you place a rock under his head where you bashed him with the bat.

it’ll just be treated as a mirage-related accident

I’m convinced.

Later:

“See those flowers bloom nearby, Watkins? – There must have been a large amount of water. Therefore, that poor fellow fell off the ladder trying to complete his igloo.”

Police report: tripped over unknown object believed to be a ladder.

Putin’s hit men?

It was ‘unfortunate’ that his ladder succumbed to gravity and he fell directly on my Baseball bat. Three times.

He just about made it to the top but found out it wasn’t the ladder of success he’d hoped it was. He had too many enemies, large debt and missed one of the top rungs.

Leave the ladder. Take the cannoli.

Not the brightest bulbs on the tree, these two.

Dummies!

He’s so bright, his mother calls him Sonny.

Left out the end of that sentence. “…when trying to climb the ice blocks.”

J. B. Fletcher will find the flaw in this plan.

Yeah, dressed in a suit – he looks like he was just cleaning the gutters…

Яepublican presidential candidate and running mate taking care of witness.

Haven’t you guys seen “Forensic Files”?

These guys have really stepped up their game.

Dumb and dumber — the boss and the guy admiring him for his “brilliance.”

I’ll drink to that…

Meanwhile someone stole the building.

LOLOL — This is so funny

Criminal and genius are not words that go together.