Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for May 20, 2023

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    Argythree  over 1 year ago

    Actually, I wish I didn’t have to use ‘DoorDash’. They took over delivery for our local grocery store, but they’re only used to going to single family homes. I live in an elderly high rise, and I need them to bring the groceries inside and up to my apartment. They keep calling us from the parking lot, or dumping them at the security door. Or they bring them in and leave them on the table in the lobby without telling security. Would they tell somebody in a single family house to come out to the street to get their groceries? I don’t think so! And I have to tip in order to get delivery!!

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    B UTTONS  over 1 year ago

    Probably better delivery then FedEx. You would otherwise be eating your meals off of the porch and front door after the FedEx delivery personnel throws your packages air-delivery the last 20-50 feet.

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    B4ItNs  over 1 year ago

    Still faster than the Dominos in my area, recently it took them 1.5 hours to deliver a pizza to me the last and final time and I’m less than a half mile from them!

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Well, duh!

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    turtle dash twice as fast

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    Thomas R. Williams  over 1 year ago

    No worries—it should be warm when it reappears as cecotropes during the coprophage phase of rabbit ingestion. https://www.thesprucepets.com/why-rabbits-eat-their-poop-4582448

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Cute…

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 1 year ago

    But I’ve always found Snail Dash to be an excellent S-cargo delivery service.

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