Agnes by Tony Cochran for June 21, 2023

if it can only go to school instead of you

And while Trout is dragging that thing up the diving board ladder, its head will be hitting every rung.

And after she pushes it off into the pool. people will complain about the littering there.

Bottom line—both those kids will be permanently banned from the pool!!

What happens when it sinks to the bottom like a stone? Lotsa irritated lifeguards I guess.

“Better looking too.”

Now that’s something a mad dog can get behind

What could possibly go wrong? :)

Trout’s eye roll is right on.